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		<title>What&#8217;s In A Singles Ward?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had this argument with a few family and friends and so I need to put my strong opinion out in the open to get some feedback and arguments &#8211; both opposing and supportive. I feel that if you are single and looking for a mate, you&#8217;re more likely to find your mate while attending [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve had this argument with a few family and friends and so I need to put my strong opinion out in the open to get some feedback and arguments &#8211; both opposing and supportive.</p>
<p>I feel that if you are single and looking for a mate, you&#8217;re more likely to find your mate while attending the home ward in which you live rather than attending a singles ward.</p>
<p>First of all, I understand the desire to want to go where there are more singles to choose from to increase your odds of finding your mate. This logic makes sense but it is flawed. I was going to launch in to a parable about dogs and such but I changed my mind.</p>
<p>Instead, I think I&#8217;ll just put it out there&#8230; This is my feelings about singles wards from my experiences. Keep in mind that this was 8 years ago and things may have changed since then, but I doubt it.</p>
<p><span id="more-88"></span>First and foremost, if you are going to college and live in a dorm or apartment filled with college students, you don&#8217;t have much choice. A singles ward is most likely your ward and is the best place for you.</p>
<p>On the other hand, if you are not going to college, or have graduated from college and you are not living in a singles apartment or such, but rather living in an area with a &#8220;normal&#8221; home ward, I think this is your place &#8211; even if you are living with your parents. You may feel that you have more options of finding &#8220;the one&#8221; in a singles ward. This may or may not be true, but let me tell you the benefits of attending a &#8220;home ward&#8221;.</p>
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<li>The Church is all about service. There are not nearly as many callings to go around in singles wards, and home wards would love to have more people to fill callings. Often young men and women are called to teach Sunday School or Primary. This is an excellent opportunity for anyone as there is no greater calling in the church that that of a teacher. To some, such a call may sound scary, but it will provide some of your greatest memories and experiences in life.</li>
<li>On the above note, take this example. Suppose you are a young man and you want to find a young woman who likes children. Would you be more apt to dating a girl who says how much she loves kids, or would you rather date a girl who is preparing lessons and teaching children every week. Saturday night dates will be much cheaper as it often involds laminating cardstock at Kinkos and cutting out object lessons <img src='http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </li>
<li>All bishops are busy men, but bishops of singles wards seem even more busy than most &#8211; often dealing with common young adult issues such as word of wisdom issues, immorality and pornography. You may get more time and attention in a home ward.</li>
<li>Relief Society women just love to play match-maker. It&#8217;s in their blood. When they notice a nice young man or woman in their ward that is actively serving, they immediately start thinking who else they know or are related to that they could set you up with. Sometimes it even works out.</li>
<li>Now while there may be a lot more options for you in a singles ward, there is even more competition! This is probably the most overlooked fact when someone chooses to attend a singles ward. Just as you have so many more options, so do the opposite sex you are looking at. On the other hand, in a home ward, you may have one or two potentials to consider dating. Your odds of actually being noticed by that person are greatly increased!</li>
<li>I&#8217;m sorry but I just have to make an observation on this last point. To me, singles wards were spiritually shallow. While you find that there is always a long line of people waiting to bear their testimony in fast and testimony meeting, it seems most are speaking to be heard and noticed by the opposite sex. Whether this is conscious or subconscious I don&#8217;t know, nor do I care. Lessons tend to go the same way. I don&#8217;t think it is so much pride that makes a young person want to be heard and noticed, but rather the longing for companionship &#8211; and it just tends to show in a singles ward.</li>
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<p>So now it&#8217;s your turn. Bring on the arguments. Share your success stories. Tell me I&#8217;m wrong!</p>
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		<title>Sustain&#8217;d Goes Drag?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:44:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, this is not flattering! LOL UPDATE: I guess I shouldn&#8217;t criticize without suggestions right? Well, I&#8217;m not a graphics expert by any means, but here&#8217;s a crack at it&#8230; someone a little skinnier with hair? Or, with a colored dress: &#160; &#160; Or even sister missionary style!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, this is not flattering! LOL</p>
<p><img src="http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-content/images/sustaind-dress.png" width="270" height="99" alt="Sustaind Dress" title="Sustaind Dress" /><br />
<strong><br />
UPDATE: </strong>I guess I shouldn&#8217;t criticize without suggestions right? Well, I&#8217;m not a graphics expert by any means, but here&#8217;s a crack at it&#8230; someone a little skinnier with hair?</p>
<p><img src="http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-content/images/fem-sustained.png" width="24" height="29" alt="Femail Sustain'd" title="Femail Sustain'd" /></p>
<p>Or, with a colored dress:</p>
<p><img src="http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-content/images/fem-sustained-blue.png" width="24" height="29" alt="Blue dress" title="Blue dress" /> &nbsp; <img src="http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-content/images/fem-sustained-pink.png" width="24" height="29" alt="Pink dress" title="Pink dress" /> &nbsp; <img src="http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-content/images/fem-sustained-purple.png" width="24" height="29" alt="Purple dress" title="Purple dress" /></p>
<p>Or even sister missionary style! <img src='http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img src="http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-content/images/fem-sustained-sister-missionairy.png" width="24" height="29" alt="Sister missionairy" title="Sister missionairy" /></p>
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		<title>Nephi Jacket</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 11:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As my wife were driving in the car yesterday, talking, our nearly 4 year old daughter kept trying to tell us something. &#8220;I have a Nephi Jacket!&#8221; she kept saying. We were confused. Then we realized we had just bought a new jacket for her little brother which we had appropriately been calling his &#8220;levi [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As my wife were driving in the car yesterday, talking, our nearly 4 year old daughter kept trying to tell us something.</p>
<p>&#8220;I have a Nephi Jacket!&#8221; she kept saying.</p>
<p>We were confused. Then we realized we had just bought a new jacket for her little brother which we had appropriately been calling his &#8220;levi jacket.&#8221;</p>
<p>Could we say she has on the armour of God? <img src='http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Glutton for Guilt</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always enjoyed a good rebuking. Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee. Proverbs 9:8 [tags]rebuke, wisdom, Old Testament, Proverbs[/tags]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always enjoyed a good rebuking. <img src='http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<blockquote><p>
Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.<br />
<a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/prov/9/8#8">Proverbs 9:8</a>
</p></blockquote>
<p>[tags]rebuke, wisdom, Old Testament, Proverbs[/tags]</p>
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		<title>Jerusalem Lost in Translation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 13:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JERUSALEM (Reuters) &#8211; Something always gets lost in translation, but usually not an entire city. &#8220;Jerusalem. There is no such city!&#8221; the Jerusalem municipality said in the English-language version of a sightseeing brochure it had published originally in Hebrew. The correct translation: &#8220;Jerusalem. There is no city like it!&#8221; Carrying a photograph of the brochure, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>JERUSALEM (Reuters) &#8211; Something always gets lost in translation, but usually not an entire city.</p>
<p>&#8220;Jerusalem. There is no such city!&#8221; the Jerusalem municipality said in the English-language version of a sightseeing brochure it had published originally in Hebrew.</p>
<p>The correct translation: &#8220;Jerusalem. There is no city like it!&#8221;</p>
<p>Carrying a photograph of the brochure, Israel&#8217;s Maariv newspaper said Wednesday tens of thousands of flyers had been distributed before city hall realized its mistake.</p>
<p><a href="http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=13545166&#038;src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews">Â© Reuters 2006. All Rights Reserved.</a></p></blockquote>
<p>Wow, think of all the mistakes that might possibly be in the Bible due to translation errors <img src='http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Should the Church Teach Tithing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 13:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I find this rather humerous. I was reading my Gmail when I saw this little ad with the tagline, &#8220;Tithing Rebuttal by PH.D.&#8221; and linking to www.shouldthechurchteachtithing.com (seriously, I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m giving this guy free traffic!). I guess if you put a &#8220;PH.D.&#8221; next to your name you can say that you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, I find this rather humerous. I was reading my <a href="http://www.gmail.com">Gmail</a> when I saw this little ad with the tagline, &#8220;Tithing Rebuttal by PH.D.&#8221; and linking to www.shouldthechurchteachtithing.com (seriously, I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m giving this guy free traffic!).</p>
<p>I guess if you put a &#8220;PH.D.&#8221; next to your name you can say that you don&#8217;t need to pay tithing&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>&#8230; When they are learned they think they are wise</strong>, and they hearken not unto the counsel of God, for they set it aside, supposing <strong>they know of themselves</strong>, wherefore, <strong>their wisdom is foolishness</strong> and it profiteth them not. And they shall perish.</p>
<p><em><a href="http://scriptures.lds.org/en/2_ne/9/28#28">2 Nephi 9:28</a></em></p></blockquote>
<p>I would love to see this guy in a debate with <a href="http://www.daveramsey.com/etc/cms/index.cfm?intContentID=5089">Dave Ramsey</a> <img src='http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Tips for a Patriarch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We had a new Stake Patriarch called last Sunday. The previous patriarch had served for the past 30 years. The new patriarch bore his testimony and told the congregation that he had visited with the previous partriarch the night before. He said, &#8220;He gave me some good counsel I think I will find useful in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We had a new Stake Patriarch called last Sunday. The previous patriarch had served for the past 30 years. The new patriarch bore his testimony and told the congregation that he had visited with the previous partriarch the night before. He said, &#8220;He gave me some good counsel I think I will find useful in my new calling. He said, &#8216;Don&#8217;t swear and don&#8217;t make things up!&#8217;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Thankful for Cake</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Saturday my wife was making cake for a funeral in our ward. Our neighbor had died after a long battle with cancer. My wife tried to explain this to our 3 year old who is always by her side when she&#8217;s making cookies or cake. After the cake was in the oven we made [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last Saturday my wife was making cake for a funeral in our ward. Our neighbor had died after a long battle with cancer. My wife tried to explain this to our 3 year old who is always by her side when she&#8217;s making cookies or cake. After the cake was in the oven we made lunch and our daughter said the prayer. Now this is really sad and I don&#8217;t think my daughter fully grasps the concept of death, sadness, and grief, but we had to smile and shake our heads at her innocence when she said, &#8220;I thank thee that the lady died so we can make cake.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Could a Mormon Be President</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an entertaining video! http://www.runmittrun.org/website/media/TheStrategist1.html Check out RunMittRun.org for more videos. Deseret News has an interesting article on the background of this website.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an entertaining video! </p>
<p>http://www.runmittrun.org/website/media/TheStrategist1.html</p>
<p>Check out <a href="http://www.runmittrun.org/">RunMittRun.org</a> for more videos.</p>
<p><a href="http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,640195910,00.html">Deseret News has an interesting article</a> on the background of this website.</p>
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		<title>US Religeons in 2000</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 16:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dustin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To gratify Connor, I&#8217;ve given us the green Jell-O flavor he so desired *Thanks Brandon for the quick photoshop help.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To <a href="http://www.connorboyack.com/blog/americas-regional-religions">gratify Connor</a>, I&#8217;ve given us the <a href="http://www.latterdayblog.com/jello-belt.html">green Jell-O</a> flavor he so desired <img src='http://www.latterdayblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>*Thanks <a href="/brandon">Brandon</a> for the quick photoshop help.</p>
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