Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Suit Yourself

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 by Dustin

I’ve recently lost about 20lbs. As I was getting dressed for a meeting last week, my wife said I looked like a little kid wearing his dad’s suit. So, for a combined Father’s Day/Anniversary gift, she wanted to get me a new suit.
I remember one time on a home teaching visit my companion was going [...]

Jello Belt

Friday, May 26th, 2006 by Dustin

This is an interesting topic to find on Wikipedia. Apparently I’m living in the “Jello Belt”. It’s funny though because it does bring back memories of eating my grandma’s green jell-o with shredded carrots in it… very interesting combination. I exhort all to try it at least once.

What is your “Dream Calling”

Monday, January 30th, 2006 by Dustin

Among conversations I have with people, this topic will occassionally come up. What calling in the church do you most aspire to? For me it is “Stake Sports Director!” Why? Well, I’ve always loved sports. Growing up in a small town there wasn’t much else to do. I played every sport available to me. Now [...]

Recall Notice

Monday, January 2nd, 2006 by Brandon

My Grandma just sent this to me through e-mail. I’m sure it’s an old one, but still fun:
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a willful malfunction, [...]