Archive for the 'Humor' Category

What’s In A Singles Ward?

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 by Dustin

I’ve had this argument with a few family and friends and so I need to put my strong opinion out in the open to get some feedback and arguments – both opposing and supportive.
I feel that if you are single and looking for a mate, you’re more likely to find your mate while attending the [...]

Sustain’d Goes Drag?

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 by Dustin

Okay, this is not flattering! LOL

UPDATE: I guess I shouldn’t criticize without suggestions right? Well, I’m not a graphics expert by any means, but here’s a crack at it… someone a little skinnier with hair?

Or, with a colored dress:
   
Or even sister missionary style!

Nephi Jacket

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 by Dustin

As my wife were driving in the car yesterday, talking, our nearly 4 year old daughter kept trying to tell us something.
“I have a Nephi Jacket!” she kept saying.
We were confused. Then we realized we had just bought a new jacket for her little brother which we had appropriately been calling his “levi jacket.”
Could we [...]

Glutton for Guilt

Thursday, September 28th, 2006 by Dustin

I’ve always enjoyed a good rebuking.

Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee.
Proverbs 9:8

[tags]rebuke, wisdom, Old Testament, Proverbs[/tags]

Jerusalem Lost in Translation

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 by Dustin

JERUSALEM (Reuters) – Something always gets lost in translation, but usually not an entire city.
“Jerusalem. There is no such city!” the Jerusalem municipality said in the English-language version of a sightseeing brochure it had published originally in Hebrew.
The correct translation: “Jerusalem. There is no city like it!”
Carrying a photograph of the brochure, Israel’s Maariv newspaper [...]

Should the Church Teach Tithing?

Friday, September 1st, 2006 by Dustin

OK, I find this rather humerous. I was reading my Gmail when I saw this little ad with the tagline, “Tithing Rebuttal by PH.D.” and linking to www.shouldthechurchteachtithing.com (seriously, I don’t know why I’m giving this guy free traffic!).
I guess if you put a “PH.D.” next to your name you can say that you don’t [...]

Tips for a Patriarch

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 by Dustin

We had a new Stake Patriarch called last Sunday. The previous patriarch had served for the past 30 years. The new patriarch bore his testimony and told the congregation that he had visited with the previous partriarch the night before. He said, “He gave me some good counsel I think I will find useful in [...]

Thankful for Cake

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006 by Dustin

Last Saturday my wife was making cake for a funeral in our ward. Our neighbor had died after a long battle with cancer. My wife tried to explain this to our 3 year old who is always by her side when she’s making cookies or cake. After the cake was in the oven we made [...]

Could a Mormon Be President

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006 by Dustin

This is an entertaining video!
www.runmittrun.org/website/media/TheStrategist1.html
Check out RunMittRun.org for more videos.
Deseret News has an interesting article on the background of this website.

US Religeons in 2000

Monday, July 17th, 2006 by Dustin

To gratify Connor, I’ve given us the green Jell-O flavor he so desired

*Thanks Brandon for the quick photoshop help.